The Timeless Shel Silverstein

The BEST relationship book ever written in the guise of a children's book.

One of the assignments in my fourth grade class was to select, memorize, and present (in front of the entire class) a Shel Silverstein poem from his collection, Where The Sidewalk Ends. I chose the timeless classic, "I'm Being Eaten By a Boa Constrictor":

"Oh, I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, by a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor, a boa constrict…